Cataclysm of Einsteinium
and other random things
the blind man sees what the seeing man refuses to acknowledge


when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear


if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via mythoughtsarestars)

(Source: witchury)


Right way to respond when someone confesses their crush on you:

-Am I being Punk’d?
-Why? (Note: I require references, body of proof, index, etc)
-I’m sorry
-Are you sure?
-This too shall pass.

Wish I had this to reference a few months ago…